Few things in life are as delightful as pecan pie, creamy strong coffee and a cigarette.

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04/13/2016 at 11:08 • Filed to: None

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After a business lunch.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! d15b > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 11:16

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It’s 8 AM PST, 11 AM EST. You in yuurop?


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > d15b
04/13/2016 at 11:23

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That little itty bitty coffee would say yes.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > d15b
04/13/2016 at 11:23

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Evidence for yuurop: Citroen in username, drinking espresso, smokes, timezone...

It’s a mystery.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > vondon302
04/13/2016 at 11:26

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You’re probably right. Here in ‘murica, we like to drink coffee. They like to taste coffee.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > d15b
04/13/2016 at 11:28

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But it probably has 3 times the caffeine that ours has. That shit is rocket fuel.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 11:35

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And a cigarette ? You mean, people still smoke ?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 11:36

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Living the dream!


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
04/13/2016 at 11:42

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Well I do, half a pack a day, usually after meals and before naps/sleep.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/13/2016 at 11:43

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I’m actually in Brazil


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 11:43

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Mmm. That reminds me of when my friends and I would go down to the Silver Diner in Rockville, MD sit in the smoking section with our Marlboros and order coffees and chocolate cake.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > d15b
04/13/2016 at 11:43

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Brazil


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > ranwhenparked
04/13/2016 at 11:44

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Not sure I ever dreamed about being where I am now, also not sure it is where I wanted to be, but there you go!


Kinja'd!!! ceanderson920 > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 11:45

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Coffee and Cigarettes are a great combination. Its the best part of the morning for me!


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 11:46

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Kinja'd!!! Vimto > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 11:48

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Don’t smoke, don’t drink coffee, allergic to pecans. I’m striking out here.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 12:09

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I’m a bad detective.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/13/2016 at 12:13

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YOU’RE A LOOSE GUN BRYAN.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Vimto
04/13/2016 at 12:14

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How about vaping (ew), tea and chocolate merengue?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > ceanderson920
04/13/2016 at 12:16

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A yellow Camel and a cup of coffee is the best start to any morning.


Kinja'd!!! d15b > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 12:20

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Obrigado! Thanks for solving the mystery for us.


Kinja'd!!! ceanderson920 > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 12:26

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I'm more of a Marlboro man but they sure do wake you up, they also get your digestive track moving


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 12:32

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The pie and the cream will make you fat.

The caffeine and the nicotine will give you a heart attack.

The smoke will give you lung cancer.

You’ve got another year left at most.

:-)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
04/13/2016 at 12:39

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I’d rather die early and enjoying myself than die old and bored.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 12:52

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You can enjoy yourself with this veggie plate:

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And instead of a cigarette, have fun blowing bubbles:

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Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > My citroen won't start
04/13/2016 at 18:17

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Sir, I have very urgent business to discuss with you. Bring all that to California and we shall discuss it.